The Horror

Fucking Hell! What is wrong with me? It must be all this work I'm doing lately is torturing my inner slacker who is in turn rebelling by causing me to unconsciously dress myself like something out of the friggin Official Preppy Handbook. Must be some traumatic flashback to high school (which, ugh I admit it, was prep school) when I was so swamped with school work and forced to conform to a dress code so I just ended up looking like someone dunked me in an LL Bean catalog or something. I'd make myself go back home and change but I have too much work to do.