"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" Homer J. Simpson
Monday, May 02, 2005
To The Blonde Girl at Care Pharmacy
To the tall, blonde young woman standing behind me in line at the Care Pharmacy in Dover this evening-- It's not really cool to stand in line in front of a father and his two pre-teen daughters and admit quite loudly to your friend that you ended up sleeping with one of the guys who invited you over to get really drunk and watch a movie. Not even if you follow that up with a remark that you now realize what that kind of invitation really means.