Thursday, February 24, 2005

Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Say in Class

"L! Stop poking yourself in the eye with that penis!"
The penis in question is small, pink, made of plastic and attached to the end of a ball point pen, She got it at the on campus Sex Fair she worked at last week. The pens are kind of funny, especially when someone starts absent mindedly chewing on it, but there's nowhere to stash the cap while you're using it. To write with, I mean, of course.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chewing?!!?!?!?

Pam said...

Yup, chewing and also waving around as pen owner talks about totally non-penis related (and non-class related) topics.
I found the poking the penis into the whites of her eyeball more disturbing than the chewing. What's very funny is that two girls who sit next to eat other both have the pens.

Anonymous said...

I totally got over the chewing part when you wrote about the girls who sit next to "eat other." LOLOLOL