Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy author.
"There is a theory that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more inexplicable. Another theory states that this has already happened."
Roger Daltrey, lead singer of The Who.
"I don't know many singers who actually do like the sound of their own voice."
"Never fall in the same trap twice."
Gypsy Rose Lee, striptease artiste.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
Gertrude Stein, writer.
"There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer."
"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."