Philosophizing

Feelings are like farts. If you hold them in for too long they make your stomach hurt and grow more potent. If you let them out it feels good, although it might stink things up for a bit. If you let them out at the wrong time and place, you may be embarrassed. When you're at home and relaxing with your family you shouldn't worry too much about it, unless it's dinner time or something. If someone really loves you and is your friend they won't mind.