Saturday, April 01, 2006

I Can't Believe It

Well, my boyfriend has just recently informed me that he has quit his job and is taking a new one in India and will be moving there in the very near future. This really sucks. He won't even like India. It's hot there. He hates hot weather. And good luck finding a good steak dinner. I can't just up and move to India to be with him. It's not like I'm a kid fresh out of school with no responsibilities and can just trot off and follow him halfway around the globe. I'm so pissed. I need to be with someone who is reliable and who is here. Maybe I should take a job working on the floor of my uncle's store. There'd be plenty of opportunity to meet guys there, like that one who asked me out last Wednesday.

5 comments:

Peruby said...

He is a ratfink!

Angela said...

Are you shitting me? Is this an April Fool's joke?
Pammy I'm so sorry. :(

Pam said...

Eeek! Now I feel bad! I'm sorry!
It is an April Fool's joke. Mr. BeLessBoring started it by posting that he had quit his job and was leaving immediately to take a great opportunity in India. He showed it to me and I thought it was funny so I riffed off of it and wrote this one. (although I did actually get hit on at the store by an icky sleazy man who turns out to own a local p0rn store. ew)
See, this is why I usually don't do April Fools jokes. I feel bad if people believe them. (in the first draft I wrote I was going back to my ex. no one would have believed that one...)

Angela said...

LOL! That was a wicked good one, girl. Damn :)

Peruby said...

You got me! LOL!

My daughter and her friend did that one to their boyfriends, too. I "should" have known better.

Grrrr!