In an odd way I'm starting to like this legal translation stuff.
Indemnification. Termination. Consideration. Jurisdiction.
In the event of violation...
entered into and by
IN WITNESS WHEREOF
In good faith
Creating two (2) copies and each party retaining one (1) copy of said Agreement
ACCEPTED AND AGREED
It's kind of got it's own swing to it, once you get going. (And once you stop procrastinating about getting the actual work done by scatting in legalese on your blog...)