Sunday, July 25, 2004

I Stand Accused

Yesterday I attended The Maine Renaissance Faire in Lebanon, Maine. It was mostly a day of fine English weather, cool and damp, but it set a nice mood for things and at least I didn't have to worry about overheating in my garb.
I was cited by the sheriff for two crymes; 1) Disturbing the peace, obstructing justice and/or annoyance of a public official. 2) Public displays of affection and/or other acts of beguilement, including charms, spells and curses. I hereby proclaim my innocence and blame it all on my companion, that handsome rogue and scribe renowned both near and close.

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