Things I Wanted to Say Out Loud This Semester but Couldn't

I was going to post this after some sort of link but that would mean messing with the blog template and I lack the time and patience right now to do that.

• I don't care that you were a debutant
  
• Take a shower
• Get a haircut. You are starting to look like Krusty the Clown.
• Stop whining and study more if you want a better grade
• Stop poking holes in your face
• That new hair color really doesn't suit you
• You think you are way more sophisticated than you actually are
• Your boyfriend is a dork
• Stop looking for loopholes
• Enough with the nose rings already
• You're probably cooler than you think you are
• You're a nice kid, but you have no clue
• I know you mean well, but you annoy the hell out of me
• Yes, you are smart. That doesn't entitle you to act like an asshole
• I don't care if you're pissed off. Your grade is what you earned
  

I really do love teaching, but sometimes I just have to bite my tongue. Bring on the vacation already!