Sunday, July 01, 2007

Overheard in a Chinese/Japanese Restaurant

Guy sitting in the booth behind me to waiter: "Is the octopus real octopus or is it squid?" (repeated several times while the waiter tried to understand the question)

Its growing on me:
Is that beef real beef or is it pork
Is that tofu real tofu or is it yogurt?
Is that salmon real salmon or is it tuna?
Is that Kleenex real Kleenex or is it a paper towel?
Is that muffin a real muffin or is it a cupcake?

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